
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
Bottle Distillery
"Not while they're making artisanal bread."
"How are we on bread?"
"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."
Baker
"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."
The Salvador Deli
"I see you've got a new cheese counter."
"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."
Adam and Eve and Scott
Cheesemaker
Cheese Hole
"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."
Bread Stall
Farmers' Union
"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."
"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."
Now at the Farmers' Market
Italian Pasta Moms...
Bread quality
"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."
"Don't say anything, but these aren't really artisanal bread crumbs."
I love Pretentious Coffee.
He says he only makes craft honey now.
Prisoner Painting With Food
'Once we escape poverty we won't have to eat any more of this single-batch artisanal wild-produce crap.'
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