Artisanal Foods T-Shirts

Cheese Hole

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Bottle Distillery

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"How are we on bread?"

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

The Salvador Deli

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Adam and Eve and Scott

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry

Cheesemaker

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Bread Stall

Farmers' Union

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

Aesthetic Pioneers

Now at the Farmers' Market

Italian Pasta Moms...

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"Don't say anything, but these aren't really artisanal bread crumbs."

I love Pretentious Coffee.

He says he only makes craft honey now.

Prisoner Painting With Food

'Once we escape poverty we won't have to eat any more of this single-batch artisanal wild-produce crap.'