Artificial Blooms Aficionado Mugs

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

So Close..

Gardening#2

Roses

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Keen gardener.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Caddy's flowers

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'How do you expect me to give a speech with all these damn flowers in the way?'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

Florist

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

Flower Arrangement

"Glad she liked them."

"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

'Isn't this a lovely summer party!'

Gardening.

"Unfortunately, 'saying it with flowers' is legally binding."

"I usually work from home."

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

The Blue Palo Verde

Options for flowers: 'I'm sorry', 'I'm really sorry', 'Please don't change the locks'.'

"Do you want a total check-up or just a cleaning?"

'And you have utterly destroyed my love of flowers.'

Mother Nature

"I never thought you'd make it back in time, so I bought an artificial."