Artificial Blooms Aficionado Gifts

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

So Close..

Gardening#2

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Roses

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Keen gardener.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Caddy's flowers

'How do you expect me to give a speech with all these damn flowers in the way?'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

Florist

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

Flower Arrangement

'Isn't this a lovely summer party!'

"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

"Glad she liked them."

Gardening.

"Unfortunately, 'saying it with flowers' is legally binding."

A clown waters his garden with squirting flower

"I usually work from home."

The Blue Palo Verde

Options for flowers: 'I'm sorry', 'I'm really sorry', 'Please don't change the locks'.'

"Do you want a total check-up or just a cleaning?"

'And you have utterly destroyed my love of flowers.'

Mother Nature