Wilted Blooms Aficionado Gifts

"Glad she liked them."

So Close..

Hardy Annuals

Gardening#2

Roses

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

David Attenborough

Pollution.

Keen gardener.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Everything's coming up roses!

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Caddy's flowers

Florist

Balcony hot air balloon.

'How do you expect me to give a speech with all these damn flowers in the way?'

"Well I think it looks nice"

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

'That so turns me on.'

'Has anyone seen my hair dryer?'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'