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"Glad she liked them."

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Gardening#2

Roses

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Keen gardener.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Pollution.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Why yes, business is blooming."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Everything's coming up roses!

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Caddy's flowers

Florist

Balcony hot air balloon.

'How do you expect me to give a speech with all these damn flowers in the way?'

"Well I think it looks nice"

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'

'Has anyone seen my hair dryer?'

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

'That so turns me on.'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."