Blossom Aficionado Mugs

Gardening#2

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

Botany Baby!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The wife whisperer.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Hardy Annuals

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Valentine Day

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'In Love'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'That plant food really works!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Romance

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'