Arthropod Appreciator Pillows

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Do me next."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Salmon Run

Thug life on safari.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Laboratory Retriever

Buddhist photo albums,

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"No, son. Let him finish."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

David Attenborough

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Spider Press-Ups

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.

"You are not what I expected."

'What luck!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Get ready."