Arthropod Appreciator Pillows

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Do me next."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Salmon Run

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Thug life on safari.

Laboratory Retriever

Buddhist photo albums,

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"No, son. Let him finish."

Say cheese!

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Musical Dog

"You are not what I expected."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Arachnophunnies"