Arthritis Awareness Advocate Prints

"Then, my arthritis..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Vlad the Inhaler

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

National Asthma Society Parade

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Opium Den 2019

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"