Artefact Aficionado Prints

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Sign my yearbook?"

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

German Expressionist Breakfast

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Baroque Peacock

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Misunderstood artist

Spring Training