Art World Humorist Pillows

The local artist's modern art paintings were a 'real steal'...

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Art Critics.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"It's obviously an original."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I'm really a painter and decorator - I only do this to pay the bills.'

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Artist in formaldehyde

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'