Art Snobbery Enthusiasts Pillows

"An exquisite diatribe against the conflagration of an urban elite."

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Shell Fire

Europa takes a selfie

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Modeling gig

School of Arts and Sciences.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Starbucks Siren

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Family Portrait