Art Snobbery Enthusiasts Pillows

"An exquisite diatribe against the conflagration of an urban elite."

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Shell Fire

Easter Candy Island.

Europa takes a selfie

Donald Glover

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Starbucks Siren

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

Modeling gig

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

I told you not to touch its belly.

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster