Art Movement Geek Pillows

"We hired this guy Picasso about halfway through the project."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Baroque Peacock

Klimt Kiss Phones

Giant Monster in Bath

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Dancing woman

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

"Do you realise we are pre- pre- pre- pre- raphaelites?

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

Edouard Manet

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"It's called 'eight down and fourteen across'."

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

New Year's Resolution.

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Soup art attack

Statue Emergency

"Matisse now, Pollock later."

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'To be frank Benjie, I don't think you've ever really recaptured the edgy brutality of your early potato-man period.'