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'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

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"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Tattoos sagging with time

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

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"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

Orange navel has ring

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

I always wanted to be a muse.

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'It's a military tattoo!'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."