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'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

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"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Tattoos sagging with time

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

The Coffee Tattoo

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Toys - Business Model.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Orange navel has ring

I always wanted to be a muse.

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'It's a military tattoo!'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Man with many tattoos.

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."