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'It sold for how much!'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Horse statue throws off rider.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

"I don't like the look of this."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Bank Ratings Lowered.

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Exchange Rate.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

The bailout.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'It's not looking good!'

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'Greenspan's Latest.'