Art Market Observer T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that captures the sharp wit of an art market observer — a fun, fashionable way for them to showcase their love of the creative scene.

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'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.' mockup

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

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"You'll learn in this business that there's no bad art...just bad checks."

"You'll learn in this business that there's no bad art...just bad checks." mockup

"You'll learn in this business that there's no bad art...just bad checks."

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bird interprets modern art

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Horse statue throws off rider.

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"Tinnitus?"

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"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent." mockup

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

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"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews. mockup

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

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Moderne Auction Today - This end up! mockup

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

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"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say." mockup

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?' mockup

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

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"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods." mockup

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

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"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course." mockup

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

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'It sold for how much!'

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Paintings you might be able to afford. mockup

Paintings you might be able to afford.

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!' mockup

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

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'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.' mockup

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

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"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?" mockup

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

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"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!" mockup

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

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'That must be the termite inspector.' mockup

'That must be the termite inspector.'

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"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us." mockup

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

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Russian bombers in California

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On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

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