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'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Benedict Cumberbatch

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

"Well....I could've done this!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Housekeeping?!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

Brad Pitt

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Moby Dick