Art House Films Pillows

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Comedy Cafe

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

"Well....I could've done this!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"Werewolves of London..."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Housekeeping?!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Moby Dick