Art-house Film Buff Mugs

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Cinemuck

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."