Art Film Aficionado Mugs

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Cariactures

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

(Camel paintings)

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Distractions Of The Great

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Mr. Right!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Baroque Peacock

"Bloody hell!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.