Art-house Film Buff Gifts

"Please direct your attention to the monitors for a very important contribution to airline-safety cinema."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The Pink Bantha

'Play it again, Sam.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Movies vs. Films

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Cinemuck

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Don't go in there!!"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Robert Mitchum

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Phantom of Casablanca

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Not now Kato!'