Art History Nerd Prints

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Ears are for hearing, Mr Van Gogh. They don't make good collateral.

Absolut Cullum.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

Augustus Saint-Gaudens

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Klimt Kiss Phones

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Selfie

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I could do that.'