Art History Nerd Pillows

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Ears are for hearing, Mr Van Gogh. They don't make good collateral.

Absolut Cullum.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

Augustus Saint-Gaudens

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

The Artist

Paul Klee

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The DaVinci Code

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Venus

A caveman paints from life

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Selfie

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'