Art Film Lover Prints

Movies vs. Films

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Venus

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Use your imagination.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Bloody hell!"

"Housekeeping?!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

What's an Imax cave?

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The Origami Society...

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Getting to Know You

"The Eggsorcist"

Mr. Punch in Venice