Art Film Lover Pillows

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Venus

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Bloody hell!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Housekeeping?!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The Eggsorcist"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'