Art Enthusiast Extraordinaire Gifts

I thought I was irrelevant.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Baroque Peacock

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."