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Spring Painter

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Cubism Model

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

The Still Life Revolts

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

Filming Nude in Art Class

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

'It was life-class again and for once the vanishing point was a pleasure to find.'

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

'I'm intrigued - Why wear your kiss-proof lipstick to go to your pottery class?'

"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."

"Just how early can I take early retirement?"

Racism in the classroom.

"He says he's fed up of school."

"You are free...to go! Have a great summer!"

Jimmy was having a hard time letting go of summer.

"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"