Art Class Evader Prints

Spring Painter

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Cubism Model

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Steadman - The Early Years.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

The Still Life Revolts

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

Oh, sorry, I didn

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

No caption (A turtle poses without its shell for other turtle artists).

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

Filming Nude in Art Class

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

'I'm intrigued - Why wear your kiss-proof lipstick to go to your pottery class?'

'It was life-class again and for once the vanishing point was a pleasure to find.'

"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."

"Just how early can I take early retirement?"

Racism in the classroom.

Harriet Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.

"He says he's fed up of school."

"You are free...to go! Have a great summer!"

Jimmy was having a hard time letting go of summer.