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"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'Would anyone be terribly upset if I leave out that silly lighthouse?'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

How to draw a martian!

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Children's imagination

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

El Greco

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Cubism Model

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Young British Artists.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'It's just a first draft.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Graffiti Art Class

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

The Still Life Revolts

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"Its an asymmetric study of value changes, contrasting colors and varied line weights. It's going to be produced as wrapping paper."