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"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

How to draw a martian!

Art Gallery.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Van Go

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Children's imagination

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Cubism Model

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Sure start.

Damien Hirst's art teacher

Graffiti Art Class

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'It's just a first draft.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'