The Still Life Revolts
Art Class Dropout Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a pillow that celebrates the art class dropout’s creative journey. Perfect for their studio or favorite reading nook.
The Art Student.
'On your mark. Get set. Create!'
"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."
"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."
The Artist
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."
"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.
'Projectile painting.'
"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."
"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."
Just call me Picasso!
'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'
'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'
"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."
Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.
"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"
How to draw a martian!
'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'
Vincent Van Og.
German School
Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing
"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."
'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'
"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."
'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'
Art Plagiarism
'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'
Children's imagination
"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
"On. More. Try."
Art Class Dropout Pillows Collection
Art Class Dropout Mugs
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Art Class Dropout Prints
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Art Class Dropout T-Shirts
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