Arsenal Supporters Pillows

'It was my grandmothers dying wish that I wear this to her funeral,her being a lifelong Arsenal supporter..'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Football supporters.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Footballers - Sol Campbell

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Theater or football.

The game comes first...

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football Stadium

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

World Cup - Countdown

Football

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

'There's always a catch'