Arsenal Supporter Pillows

'I see Arsenal has just paid £10m. . . Three spectators from Rangers.'

Footballers - Sol Campbell

'My feet are killing me.'

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Football supporters.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Referee cop.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Football fans in corona times

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Stadium

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'