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Arsene Wenger dusting off incoming transfers book.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Footballers - Sol Campbell

Harry Kewell

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

Footballers - Ray Parlour

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Footballers - Tony Adams

"I reckon that Christian Aid lot are pushing them anabolic steroids!"

'I see Arsenal has just paid £10m. . . Three spectators from Rangers.'

Prelude to 1892 Election

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

Tommy Docherty.

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'GIT!!!'

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

Angel Delight

Mesut Ozil

"I don't get mad—I get even."

'It was my grandmothers dying wish that I wear this to her funeral,her being a lifelong Arsenal supporter..'

"I miss the smell of beer and sweat in over-packed arenas."

We're butterflies, Ernie, I don't think we're supposed to have long-term goals.

Coronavirus Football

Footballers - Thierry Henry