Aromas Gifts

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

I don't think we're ever going to get rid of that coffee smell.

It's a pity you can't smell it: such a perfume...

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Scents and scentsibility"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Nature Scents Research Department.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Musty Old Book Shop Scent