Aromas Gifts

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

It's a pity you can't smell it: such a perfume...

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Scents and scentsibility"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."