Aroma Therapy Gifts

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Nostrildamus.

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."