Army Life Aficionado Pillows

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"We've decided not to discharge you. You've been assigned to work in an army surplus store."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Knights of the bedside table.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Knight walking a dog.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.