Army Life Aficionado Mugs

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"We've decided not to discharge you. You've been assigned to work in an army surplus store."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Knights of the bedside table.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Lost around a military base.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Michael Caine

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Knight walking a dog.

Oooops!

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

Eye Off the Ball

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."