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From the Particular to the General.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

The Jerry Scarer

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Banting in the Yeomanry

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

War and Peace GIF

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Left Behind

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Soldier.

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Jealous of a statue.

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'