"Remember, if we sell arms to them, and then they turn on us, they will not agree to return everything to us."
Arms Trafficker Mugs
Surprise the arms trafficker in your life with a humorous mug that makes light of their bold profession—fun, memorable, and perfect for their morning coffee.
Bribes for Jabs
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
'Democracy, okay?'
Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"
Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%
"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."
European Arms Proliferation - 1860's
What?
'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'
'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'
The Unknown Military Contractor
"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"
Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"
Global Arms Trade
Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!
Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!
'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'
U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
A knight struggling to fit into his armour
'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'
A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.
Pistols at dawn.
"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."
'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'
War and Peace, Made in USA
Officer, may I please keep the ammunition as a souvenir?
'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'
A group of hunters.
Mega arms corp.
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Arms Trafficker Pillows
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Arms Trafficker Prints
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