Arms Control Enthusiast Pillows

US and North Korea missile tests

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Especially modified you say..."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Progress?

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Nuclear Capacity.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'