Arms Control Enthusiast Pillows

US and North Korea missile tests

Gun laws US

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Especially modified you say..."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Progress?

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Nuclear Capacity.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Gun Ego

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."