Armpit Sniffing Skeptic Pillows

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Is really wet, here!"

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

Small Talk Lounge

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'I blame the internet.'

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

PERFUMES, 'It's really just a sales gimmick, but we make everybody sign a waiver.'