The Football Bank Robber.
Armored Vehicle Driver Mugs
Celebrate your armored vehicle driver with a mug that’s as tough and dependable as they are. Perfect for their coffee break or desk, these mugs combine humor and admiration in one sturdy package.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
Baby pram as a tank
For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...
Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'
"You must be the newly qualified driver."
Tank driver wielding a slingshot.
Bumper Limos
Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.
"It helps prevent side collisions."
"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."
Donald Rumsfeld
A 'failed' brake check!
Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman
A Cow Tank.
'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'
Sunburn.
'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'
How was my emergency stop?
"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"
'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'
Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.
Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver
"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."
New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'
"There was a bee."
A stylized tank.
Two Men In A Tank.
A cab driver acting recklessly
Cat in path of tank.
"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."
Elephant Tank Power.
Tank
Accommodating.
Bored Coachman
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