Armor Enthusiast At The Dentist Mugs

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Toothless Meal

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Air Dentistry

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Knight Vision

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Savoy Dental Salon

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Knight/Bird.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Poetry Knight