Armor Enthusiast At The Dentist Mugs

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Air Dentistry

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Knight Vision

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Savoy Dental Salon

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Knight/Bird.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'