Armed Forces Humor Pillows

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Ad Valorem

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Beware of the dog.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Peacekeeping?