Armed Forces Advocate T-Shirts

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

Mod Kwan Doh

Justice 4 Ron

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'It's a silent protest.'

Get Your Shot

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

No Tread on Me

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

"They keep growing back. . ."

"Just because they put a Latina on TV doesn't mean I'm going to watch! Those tricks don't work on me! Change the channel!"

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

No more missing sisters!

'No need to stand to attention, Sergeant!' - Philippa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

Recycling Point for Nuclear Weapons

'That's right, buddy. Keep moving after the young ones. We've had enough of this ‘weeding out the old and sick' business.'

'Look, buddy -- I'm just trying to do my job!'

Shut Up

"People have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns..."

"Just off to the feast mother and don't worry, I've packed my mace."

Bernie Sanders

I'm a craftsman but no one can afford to pay me anymore. Please help.

"Deaf ear" turned to 'Ministry of defence launches anti-smoking campaign'