Armed Forces Advocate Prints

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

Mod Kwan Doh

Justice 4 Ron

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'It's a silent protest.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Get Your Shot

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

No Tread on Me

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Your honour, we believe he's a flight risk."

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

"They keep growing back. . ."

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

"Just because they put a Latina on TV doesn't mean I'm going to watch! Those tricks don't work on me! Change the channel!"

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

Post Traumatic Death Disorder

No more missing sisters!

'That's right, buddy. Keep moving after the young ones. We've had enough of this ‘weeding out the old and sick' business.'

Recycling Point for Nuclear Weapons

'No need to stand to attention, Sergeant!' - Philippa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

'Look, buddy -- I'm just trying to do my job!'

Shut Up

My backup business is really taking off. I've had to hire help. You're still backing up strangers in online arguments for $5 a thread? Of course not. Since demand skyrocketed, I upped my fee big time! I'm now charging $5.25 per thread. I'd have gone higher, but that might cause an adaptive paradigm that could open me up to being undercut on the margin by content providers with comparable deliverables. No matter how much jargon you use, you're still selling yourself short. No, I'm just backwards-

"Gonna need more guns!"

"People have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns..."

"Just off to the feast mother and don't worry, I've packed my mace."

Bernie Sanders

I'm a craftsman but no one can afford to pay me anymore. Please help.