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"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

They're Not Just That Into It

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Turkish Democracy

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The intellectual.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Carrot VS Stick

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

Militant Pacifists

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

EU

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Kim-Putin Summit

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Lisbon Treaty.

More Excuses to Stay in Afghanistan