Armchair Farmer Gifts

"Legally, we're a farm."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

International Women's Day.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cow Pinatas

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

The Rooster Comedian.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

But is it organic?

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."