Armchair Conqueror Pillows

'Razed any good cities lately?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Travelogue

"Goal!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

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