Armchair Astronomers Pillows

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The intellectual.

Marry me astronaut

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Reading room

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Water divining Mars

'Pizza and beer? Probably not the best prep for the g-force simulator.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Solar Range.

Astronaut

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

'I want a classic that reveals eternal truths, absolute justice and moral courage without challenging my basic prejudices.'